The Burke Lancers
Bertrand Lancer - Likely assaulted by his wife Lisa and thrown out to death along with Richard and Russi, allowing her youngest son Taurus to climb into the social ladder instead.
Lisa Burke - She cheated on Bertrand and all three of his children, so she was a bigger pig than her oldest son.
Richard and Russi
Richard Lancer - Morton’s more chauvinistic middle brother, who was murdered by Lisa Burke. A dead shareholder with unfortunate links to pirates and moneybags.
Russi Lancer - Russi was one of the people murdered and then buried by Lisa Burke.
Morton and Gwen
Morton Lancer - Morton was born about ten years after Richard. He died being chainsawed by pirates along with Gwen.
Gwen Lancer - Gwen was a noble demon Canadian spy captured off by pirates and then dying when Tarzan was just 15 years old.
The Lancer Walthams
Lana Lancer Waltham - The only surviving daughter of Betrand Lancer. A Dame Waltham too.
Herbert Waltham - American Mineral Magnate with unfortunate links to pirates.
Tom Lawley - A rather chauvinistic pig who luckily fled his own wife, but still kept on going till he got assaulted, dunked and then chopped by Jeff Brooks. Mr. Brooks in turn was cranked to death a la full Nelson by Tarzan. His estranged friend was Max Esker.
Samuel Davies - Samuel Davies was Tom Lawley’s equally drunk and jaded ‘boyfriend’ whose status as his morality pet is rather clear, and in fairness, both were partly-closeted bisexuals to boot. After seeing fellow friends Tom and Max get submerged and then chopped by Jeff Brooks, it’s now also certain that Jeff himself SA’d the drunkard to death by flopping him in the privates with beer.
Parry ‘Snitch’ Reed - Skinny Parry the Snitch is the second mook in British prison for a moment; he remained honest about not rising to the top ranking spot, even as he showed considerable sympathy for Tom’s horrible home life. Because of what happened to all their lividly conniving former friends, Parry the Snitch and Drew would rather not be there poaching animals so that by following a short trial, they’d rather come to British prison afterwards for looting charges instead.
Darryl Jones - The snobbish, moustached part-Caribbean Darryl is the only person of colour remaining in Tom’s Gang, who does seem to deeply regret his bad actions and decides to move on. However, shortly after his looting adventures happened, he’s currently being a dumped temporary prisoner of Kevin Griffin, a more horrifying bimbo of a guy now running an open air mud prison aimed at guilty tourists.
Ermentrude Jones - Ermentrude is Darryl’s similarly snobbish wife, who has arrived into an open mud prison along with her frequently mocked husband, before choosing to stay there for a single year.
Drew Hamilton - Drew Hamilton remains alive and well, but is the first mook in British prison for a moment. In fairness, he indeed was good friends with both the fitter Max Esker and the senile Cornelius Wood so they enjoyed their company until one day, Max was dunked in the privates and then chopped to death by Jeff Brooks, and Cornelius Wood himself had to be shot by firing squad of pirates! As a result, he himself has had to leave the tropical West Central African coast instead for a British prison sentence without a death penalty following a short, boring trial.
Bronx Rogues
Florentino Baldocchi - Middle Aged Florentino is a rather complex guy, having long been a looter in the Bronx Rogues team until one day, once he saw Jonathan Brown drinking beer to death near the mud prison, he simply showed a big amount of remorse for what he’d forcibly done to a single sleepy coastal village in the jungle where Tarzan lives. He simply chose to leave for prison on his own accord because a short, boring trial surely would slap him into the Bronx prison system.
Joe Peter Moran - The cunning and vituperative Joe Peter Moran is the cleverest member of the Bronx Rogues bunch, who survived to escape the wrathful, perhaps even cannibalistic whims of Kevin Griffin.
David Fiebelkorn - David is one of the three Bronx Rogues who choose to stay in the jungle since the horrible ways that led to their godawful former friends dying might’ve revoltingly horrified them even in an open mud prison.
Larry Giles Hauser - Larry Giles Hauser is the rascally and rowdy guy who leads the Bronx Rogues, regional crooks who split from Kevin Griffin (albeit for a good reason; as Kevin Griffin has a serial murder record even as a cop!). The certainty that he’s a flawed yet okay friend of the two surviving former crooks who’d rather choose the jungle route instead of the American Army to Prison pipeline is rather telling.
Temporaries
Sylvester Cummings - Sylvester Cummings is actually a temporary member who still wants to make friends, but the Bronx Rogues just aren’t suited for his liking, so he comes back to America being empty handed and lonely. He also seems to be a retired blonde boxer who has an eyepatch which can cover both bruised eyes, but mainly covers the left one because such an eye gets hurt more often.
The Traffickers
Jonathan Brown - Being a treacherous former friend to both Joe Peter and Larry Giles, Jonathan Brown was the overweight, drunk creature trafficker from the Bronx, who groped both guys and then dumped them in the nick of a night. Being such a nasty drunken mess might also mean that he was killed by Tarzan later on.
Dennis Spicer - Although the oldest member of the whole unreliable trio, Dennis also was the guy who’s least likely to survive, being murdered by Kevin Griffin following the reveal that he’s been falling in love with him for years.
Kevin Griffin - Kevin was a serial killer cop and a downright drunk dealer who stranded a whole expedition into the jungle without many of its members even knowing why he did it. He also was a horrifically depraved bimbo, not even functioning properly without a fucking can of soda!
Godfrey Channing - Although a less vicious villain than most, the overweight treasure trafficker Godfrey Channing had a much stronger relationship with fellow villains than what Kevin Griffin would ever do.
Horace Brown - Jonathan’s older brother and the only known person he would like to have a relationship with as both were drunkards.
The Marooners
Kristopher Tarrant - Kristopher was a sleazy mutineer working alone in the background before being eaten by Don Karl Snipes.
Don Karl Snipes - Don Karl Snipes was one magnificent bastard of a guy who did a mighty assault to anyone whom he had met for years. He SA’d and then ate both Austin King and Kristopher Tarrant.
Austin King - Sneaky Austin King was one of the victims of Snipes’s cannibalism alongside Kristopher Tarrant.
Max and his family
Max Esker - Muscular but cunningly livid part-time critter trafficker Max was one of Tom Lawley’s favourite mooks alongside the spying Drew Hamilton and the spying Cornelius Wood. He seemed to not like the haughty circus dealer Darryl Jones as much though.
Lynn Esker - Lynn Esker was the much less emotional wife of Max Esker, who ran a fashion store filled with stuff made from poached animals. She also was a bad boss towards even her husband Max, which explains why he didn’t know that he was in an open mud prison a year later.
Cornelius Wood - Well meaning Cornelius Wood was formerly hired by Jonathan Brown to spy against Belgian interests, before he sadly was being shot by firing squad. It’s because of his death by firing squad that Tarzan felt remorse for not saving him from the dreadful black market.
Connie Wood Lancer - Cornelius Wood’s deadpan sneaker of a daughter, who lives with Taurus in her house.
Taurus Lancer - Taurus has married a secretly bisexual spy named Connie and lives with her in their house. However, he’s just a minor antagonist rather than a true villain.
The Mercenaries
Jeff Brooks - Jeff was a brothel owner who got away with killing various (otherwise innocent or less guilty) people of many skin colours in a time when civil rights didn’t even exist. He also betrayed many a touristing crook and perhaps even killed Tom Lawley by submerging him in the privates a la Full Nelson.
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