The Senior Lancers
Nicole Barber Lane as Lisa Burke (dead, minor, guest)
Alex Kingston as Lidia Braun (dead, minor, guest)
Hugh Bonneville as Bertrand Lancer (dead, minor, guest)
The Traffickers
Lucas Neff as Jonathan Brown (dead, minor villain, guest) - Jonathan Brown was a master pervert, seeking not only the money of two former mooks but also groping them by the butt in the nick of a night. He wasn’t much empathetic towards fellow villains apart from loving alcohol to smithereens, as letting both Samuel and Tom kill two old gorillas (who turn out to be Bruce’s parents!) might also suggest that he had been poaching tons of bisons in his prime.
Ryan Carnes as Horace Brown (dead, minor villain) - Another master pervert, groping the hell out of many soldiers turned crooks who used to work for both Jeff Brooks and Kevin Griffin. He was killed along with his younger brother Jonathan by Tarzan in a duel a la Full Nelson.
Neil McDonough as Dennis Spicer (dead, minor villain) - Dennis was both hopeless and jaded, despite being smart enough to escape the wraths of whatever guy he could, unless it’s Kevin Griffin, who dunked him in the privates and then killed him minutes after he revealed himself to be bisexual! In fairness, he indeed was bisexual, it’s just that his time wasn’t even that forgivable to him anyway.
Ben Pronsky as Godfrey Channing - Snotty but polite old Godfrey unfortunately had to die at the privates of Jeff Brooks in front of both David and Florentino, whom he had been friends with since childhood.
Temporaries
Kyle Hebert as Sylvester Cummings (minor villain, retired, guest) - Cajun blonde Sylvester is a man who actually was the most gullible and lonely of the bunch, knowing that he still wanted to make friends, just not the bad ones he’s temporarily with until he came back to Bronx, NY, America empty handed while gaining community service instead.
Ian Hart as Dewey Reed (dead, minor, guest) - Dewey was an old geezer who once was pimped by Jonathan Brown before being SA’d to death by him.
Bronx Rogues
Wayne Grayson as Florentino Baldocchi (minor villain, retired, guest) - Florentino is a man who was the lone surviving crook who has succeeded in his goal by looting much of a coastal village on his own. Still, he does show remorse for what he’s done against a potential tourist spot when he’s on the ship with his fellow (rather less heinous, let’s admit) criminal friends, meaning that he has left the jungle itself to serve a prison sentence without death penalty in Bronx, NY.
Josh Keaton as David Fiebelkorn (recurring anti-villain) - David is a worthy opponent of Tarzan and a member of the Bronx Rogues who still struggles with his poor mental health, but smartly never resolves to murder anyone and not even his worst enemies. Still, he can be rather rude towards his only two dysfunctional current friends, Joe Peter and Larry Giles.
Robbie Daymond as Joe Peter Moran (recurring villain) - A cunning magnificent bastard who initially tried to kill both Tarzan and his friend Professor Parker, but then was dumped along with Larry, David and the dying Dennis into a mud filled tourist prison by Kevin Griffin. However, in a humanising moment, he regretted poaching too many animals for his liking. Tellingly, just months after he arrived into the jungle, a pink skinned policeman lynched his dark skinned wife in America and he will never see her again because of that.
Justin Cook as Larry Giles Hauser (recurring anti-villain) - Larry, despite being a rowdy and rascally butt monkey amongst the retired Bronx Rogues, still has a pretty good reason for escaping the mud prison aimed at tourists before anyone else, and, being an estranged friend of Joe Peter, he sometimes spites him for stealing his favourite snacks.
Tom’s Gang
Jason Durr as Tom Lawley (dead villain, recurring) - The unlucky villain whom Jeff Brooks SA’D to death. But before that, he was just a shoddy and arrogant trader who poached both Tantor’s dysfunctional mother and Bruce’s father, as well as looting for local crafts. He even was dunked to death because of how dumb he was.
Matthew Baynton as Parry ‘Snitch’ Reed (minor villain, retired) - As an estranged uncle of Linda Reed who finds himself in a horrible situation, Parry the Snitch seems to be the sanest yet least helpful guy amongst a gang of (mostly) male crooks which included Tom Lawley, and it helped that he’s a former pickpocket who didn’t even care about rising into the top ranking spot, since he’s tired of all the bad shit that his other friends did.
Joe Alwyn as Drew Hamilton (minor villain, retired) - Drew is a guy who was the youngest and least nasty but foulest smelling member of the gang. Tellingly, he clearly couldn’t find any good shaving equipment available for his own hairy armpits, thus he stunk like a rat when he would regret not becoming a civilian again for a few years, so shortly after facing such a horrifying adventure on his own, he’s now serving a British prison sentence without a death penalty.
Steve Coogan as Samuel Davies (recurring villain, dead) - Samuel was Tom Lawley’s somewhat dimwitted though equally messed up boyfriend, as both were bisexual-coded characters by being partly closeted bisexuals themselves.
Craig Charles as Darryl Jones (recurring anti-villain) - Darryl is a somewhat livid, rascally and snooty ex-critter trafficker who has resorted to looting local crafts before seeing Samuel, Tom and Max being dunked in the privates by Jeff Brooks to Death in a regretful face of terror. Afterwards, he has slowly understood that while chimps remain more dangerous and violent (but do love company sometimes), gorillas are more neutral and have stronger family bonds but prefer to be out of the spotlight. Still, even he thinks a few of his former friends have done much worse.
Lucy Briers as Ermentrude Jones - Ermentrude is both the only female member of Tom’s Gang and one of only a few who have survived a horrid journey into the jungle, as she is Darryl’s similarly obnoxious if more well meaning wife.
The Marooners
Zach Gilford as Kristopher ‘Kris’ Tarrant - Kristopher Tarrant was another one of the Mutineers.
David Henrie as Austin King - Batshit Austin seems to be one of the guys who marooned Jane into the jungle, until he was cannibalised by Snipes.
Kyle Allen as Don Karl Snipes - Snipes was the snoot behind the mutineering of Jane Porter and her father. Then he murdered and ate both King and Tarrant so that Jane and her dad would escape.
The Lancers
Matt Berry as Richard Lancer - Russi Lancer’s equally dead husband, who was an amoral trader murdered along with Russi by Lisa Burke.
Kaitlyn Robrock as Russi Lancer - Richard’s late wife and muse.
Katie Crown as Gwen Lancer - Gwen was the wealthy Canadian wife of Morton Lancer, who became a spy in a mercenary controlled area. She then died when Tarzan was about 17 years old.
Dominic Cooper as Morton Lancer - Morton was mutinied to death days before his wife also died.
The Walthams and Eskers
Matt Barber as Taurus Lancer -
Dylan Moran as Max Esker - A less petty but equally overconfident friend of Tom Lawley, who still regrettably saw his friend getting dunked first in the privates by Jeff Brooks. Then Jeff himself dunked Max in the privates by chopping his head and mauling him to death with glee earlier on.
Claire Goose as Lynn Esker - Lynn was a complete unfeeling villain living alone, after Max escaped her long term wrath.
Carla Crome as Connie Wood Lancer - Cornelius’ rough mannered daughter who keeps her private records to herself.
Chris Wylde as Herbert Waltham - Herbert was a somewhat amoral magnate whose role is minor but very significant in the Tarzan tv series.
Georgina Cates as Lana Lancer Waltham - Though Arrogant and overconfident, Lana does show some sympathy towards the demise of her husband and his well meant complicity in the excessive excavation of a village. She also hates her brothers for a very good reason; they’re such shits.
Alan Davies as Cornelius Wood - A well meaning support spy who worked for Tom Lawley’s wife before the latter betrayed him, Cornelius otherwise was the best mook in Tom’s Gang alongside his unlikely fellow friends Max Esker and Drew Hamilton.
The Looters and Mercenaries
Chris Cason as -
Niamh McCormack as Flora Hawkes -
John Wesley Go as Chang - A
Anthony Bowling as -
Eric Vale as Jeff Brooks (deceased, main villain) - Jeff Brooks was a power-hungry villain who dumped his own mooks and worked against the well-intentioned wishes of Hieronymus Holt and his wife Sarah Lyle.
Fred Tatasciore as -
Ben Pronsky as -
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